funny, interesting & weird. briefly

about men

Walt Disney was dyslexic




A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories. Sex burns off an average of about 100 calories per session


Fictional/horror writer Stephen King sleeps with a nearby light on to calm his fear of the dark


Martin Luther was an anti-Semite


Men need at least two guys nights a week to stay healthy


1 in 10 men pretend to know the rules to every sport. Even if they don't


Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time


When sexually aroused, 60% of men get erect nipples


Men are put off by a group of loud women


John D. Rockefeller gave away over US $ 500.000.000 during his lifetime


Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only one testicle


Men are nicer when they are not with their friends


In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere


Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure


The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds (women get 23 seconds)


Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer


Men also undergo hormonal changes when their wives are expecting



Alexander the Great was an epileptic


Putting a hot laptop on man's lap may cause infertility 


King Solomon of Israel had about 700 wives as well as hundreds of mistresses


Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear any pants


In his lifetime, a man spends almost 6 months shaving


58% of men think marriage is very important


The longest erect penis on record was 13 inches (33 cm). The smallest was 1 cm


Most men are still in love with their wives when they cheat


Men lie 6 times a day, twice as often as women


Men were the first to wear high heels aroubd the 1600s. Women began wearing them to look more masculine


Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns


23% men spend their loose change on Chinese takeaway


Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined


A man will never know if you really like him unless you tell him


David Bowie's left eye became permanently dilated after he got into a fight when he was 15. It was a fight overa girl


Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman


Unfaithful men have lower IQS


Sir Winston Churchill rationed himself to 15 ciars a day

Men blink twice as less as women


55% of men think a pub date is more romantic than a CANDLELIT dinner


Fat men 42% less likely to commit suicide


The average age men reach their sexual peak is 33


Straight men consume more transsexual porn than any other demographic


83% of men would never show sexy pictures of their girlfriends to their friends


1 in 20 men admit to sleeping with a cuddly toy on a regular basis


Nearly 40% men dont feel confident while meeting a date for first time


The longer a man's ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has


Men say approximately 12,500 words per day (women say 22,000)


Definition of a man with manners: he gets out of the bath to pee


There are two types of men: those who pee in the bath and liars 


Men don't take hints


Men hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot


Men don't want to talk about it. They want to figure it out


Men spend almost a year of their lives staring at women


The only member of ZZ Top that doesn't have a beard is Frank Beard


You can recognise horse males by its teeth: most of them have 40 (females have 36)

9% of men are colour blind (and 0.5% of women)


During infancy, boys are more emotionally reactive than girls


Charles Dickens slept facing North. He thought it improved his writing


There are three best known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon and Elvis Presley


Horatio Nelson, one of EnglandТs most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness


Chuck Norris' first name is Carlos


London taxi drivers, who have to remember every street in London, have an enlarged hippocampus suggesting that this area grows as you MEMORISE more information


Men cry


Men with shaved heads are perceived as an inch taller and 13% stronger than men with hair


 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife after 77 years of marriage because he discovered an affair she had in the 1940s


A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years


Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh


Elvis Presley was a natural blond. His black hair was the product od dye, beginning back in high school


M&MТs stands for the names of Forrest Mars, Sr., the candymaker and his associate Bruce Murrie





hummingbirds are the only bird that can fly backwards


the longest street in the world is Yonge street in Toronto Canada measuring 1,896 km (1,178 miles)


55% Japanese couples are living without sex

the average human brain contains around 78% water


Percent of penalty that is applied to women for every shout giving birth in hospitals in Zimbabwe is 5%


a 1/4 of your bones are in your feet


there is no such thing as a naturally blue food

sound travels almost 5 times faster under water than in air


each time you see a full moon you always see the same side


an average person will spend 25 years asleep


Coca-Cola originally contained cocaine


popcorn was invented by the Aztec Indians

dreamt is the only word that ends in mt


the fortune cookie was invented in San Francisco


the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes


the names of all continents both start and end with the same letter


a 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories