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about men

Walt Disney was dyslexic

 

MEN USUALLY CHEAT WITH WOMEN THEY KNOW

 

A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories. Sex burns off an average of about 100 calories per session

 

Fictional/horror writer Stephen King sleeps with a nearby light on to calm his fear of the dark

 

Martin Luther was an anti-Semite

 

Men need at least two guys nights a week to stay healthy

 

1 in 10 men pretend to know the rules to every sport. Even if they don't

 

Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time

 

When sexually aroused, 60% of men get erect nipples

 

Men are put off by a group of loud women

 

John D. Rockefeller gave away over US $ 500.000.000 during his lifetime

 

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only one testicle

 

Men are nicer when they are not with their friends

 

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere

 

Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure

 

The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds (women get 23 seconds)

 

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer

 

Men also undergo hormonal changes when their wives are expecting

 

 

Alexander the Great was an epileptic

 

Putting a hot laptop on man's lap may cause infertility 

 

King Solomon of Israel had about 700 wives as well as hundreds of mistresses

 

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear any pants

 

In his lifetime, a man spends almost 6 months shaving

 

58% of men think marriage is very important

 

The longest erect penis on record was 13 inches (33 cm). The smallest was 1 cm

 

Most men are still in love with their wives when they cheat

 

Men lie 6 times a day, twice as often as women

 

Men were the first to wear high heels aroubd the 1600s. Women began wearing them to look more masculine

 

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns

 

23% men spend their loose change on Chinese takeaway

 

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined

 

A man will never know if you really like him unless you tell him

 

David Bowie's left eye became permanently dilated after he got into a fight when he was 15. It was a fight overa girl

 

Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman

 

Unfaithful men have lower IQS

 

Sir Winston Churchill rationed himself to 15 ciars a day

Men blink twice as less as women

 

55% of men think a pub date is more romantic than a CANDLELIT dinner

 

Fat men 42% less likely to commit suicide

 

The average age men reach their sexual peak is 33

 

Straight men consume more transsexual porn than any other demographic

 

83% of men would never show sexy pictures of their girlfriends to their friends

 

1 in 20 men admit to sleeping with a cuddly toy on a regular basis

 

Nearly 40% men dont feel confident while meeting a date for first time

 

The longer a man's ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has

 

Men say approximately 12,500 words per day (women say 22,000)

 

Definition of a man with manners: he gets out of the bath to pee

 

There are two types of men: those who pee in the bath and liars 

 

Men don't take hints

 

Men hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot

 

Men don't want to talk about it. They want to figure it out

 

Men spend almost a year of their lives staring at women

 

The only member of ZZ Top that doesn't have a beard is Frank Beard

 

You can recognise horse males by its teeth: most of them have 40 (females have 36)

9% of men are colour blind (and 0.5% of women)

 

During infancy, boys are more emotionally reactive than girls

 

Charles Dickens slept facing North. He thought it improved his writing

 

There are three best known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon and Elvis Presley

 

Horatio Nelson, one of EnglandТs most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness

 

Chuck Norris' first name is Carlos

 

London taxi drivers, who have to remember every street in London, have an enlarged hippocampus suggesting that this area grows as you MEMORISE more information

 

Men cry

 

Men with shaved heads are perceived as an inch taller and 13% stronger than men with hair

 

 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife after 77 years of marriage because he discovered an affair she had in the 1940s

 

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years

 

Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh

 

Elvis Presley was a natural blond. His black hair was the product od dye, beginning back in high school

 

M&MТs stands for the names of Forrest Mars, Sr., the candymaker and his associate Bruce Murrie

 


random

MACADAMIA NUTS ARE TOXIC TO DOGS

 

hummingbirds are the only bird that can fly backwards

 

the longest street in the world is Yonge street in Toronto Canada measuring 1,896 km (1,178 miles)

 

55% Japanese couples are living without sex

the average human brain contains around 78% water

 

Percent of penalty that is applied to women for every shout giving birth in hospitals in Zimbabwe is 5%

 

a 1/4 of your bones are in your feet

 

there is no such thing as a naturally blue food

sound travels almost 5 times faster under water than in air

 

each time you see a full moon you always see the same side

 

an average person will spend 25 years asleep

 

Coca-Cola originally contained cocaine

 

popcorn was invented by the Aztec Indians

dreamt is the only word that ends in mt

 

the fortune cookie was invented in San Francisco

 

the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes

 

the names of all continents both start and end with the same letter

 

a 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories